The Gnome and I – Episode 8
Leaves Me Alone
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I was a bit disappointed that my property had no trees; only three tree stumps. However, as Autumn arrived I had masses of leaves. Leaves from the noisy-dogs-neighbours’ trees blanketed my entire property. If the situation was reversed I would have offered to rid their property of my leaves. Instead, they watched me raking their leaves, yet offered no assistance or bags. Henri was appalled. ‘Comportement grossier!’ (Churlish behaviour!)
Henri suggested I bag the leaves and place them on their doorstep with a note “Merci vous êtes les feuilles de vos arbres. Je suis retourner à vous.” (Thank you for your tree leaves. I am returning them.) It was difficult to restrain myself but I refrained from leaving a leafy present; i.e. choose your battles with neighbours wisely.
Mid-October arrived. There was just enough time to plant bulbs and Dan supervised. Henri looked on with approval as I dug holes, inserted the bulbs and then covered the beds with hay. Contrary to popular belief not all gnomes all partial to gardening. Henri preferred to watch me do all the work.
What a cute little gnome! Albeit lazy? 🙂
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Yes, he is work-challenged! He prefers to supervise 🙂
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And those gnomes are supposed to be so industrious… 🙂
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I’m with Henri on the gardening thing. Anyway, you can’t expect to a highly-trained Gninja Gnome to be pulling up weeds 🙂
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I guess that’s true. But a little assistance now and then would be nice 😀
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He makes a hell of a good point 😀
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Nature does its own thing and Henri does his 🙂 ❤
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That’s exactly what Henri said! 😀
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I can’t get anything to grow, so I’m with Henri.
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Henri will be very happy with everyone’s support! 🙂
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I might have been tempted to give them back their leaves too *smiles*
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I’m trying to take the zen approach to these things but the neighbours don’t make it easy. 🙂
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I have new neighbours myself…challenging indeed in many ways! Metaphysically I have been very good and my thought cancellation has been on overdrive * big grin*
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If I could only cancel out the sounds of their barking dogs! 🙂
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How very frustrating to have the home of your dreams, but have a nightmare of a next-door neighbor.
You must put Henri to work at finding a solution to the dogs. Perhaps invisible muzzles?
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hehe I will suggest that to Henri immediately! 🙂
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I love that picture! ha ha. Good old Henri. You should write a book with all of this in. You and Susan are so good at recounting these stories with humour.
Damn – a neighbour here was complaining about leaves from our tree. I thought they were being difficult but now you made me think. I always thought leaves were good for the soil! Anyway, it’s out of my hands. I started looking into getting it trimmed and was attacked “YOU ARE NOT THE LEGAL OWNER OF THE PROPERTY. I FORBID YOU!!!”
Anyway I may have to revise my leaf etiquette.
It’s hell living with Darth Vader.
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hehe The leaves are good to a point. When it rains too much and they become slushy messy piles they smother the grass. My neighbour advised me that they would be perfectly happy with me paying for a company to cut whatever branches of their tree is overhanging on my property. Well, that’s not happening! So I’m stuck with their leaves. Neighbourly etiquette in general appears to be a scarce commodity. 😀
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Damn. You’re making me reexamine this whole neighbour tree situation. It’s out of my hands anyway as the madman interjected and forbade me to do anything. They’re horrible neighbours anyway so it won’t make any difference. I dont think people were meant to live right next to one another like this. Not complete strangers anyways.
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Horrible neighbours are everywhere! And this is exactly why I should really be living on my own private island! 😀
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That is so true. The vile people quotient is too high to risk living next to anyone. This is why the lighthouse idea is so good. Until you watch A Light at the End of the World of course. Antarctic survey?
Hell I even managed to fall out with someone on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru. I had to end up on the retreat the anti-christ was attending and of course he was on the mat next to me. Should see these things coming by now.
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I like the way Henri thinks. 🙂 Great story, MM!
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Thank you so much! 🙂
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I’m with Henri. Watching people is much more fun than actually participating. Besides, W-O-R-K is a four letter work. Enough said.
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That’s exactly what Henri said! 😀
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